Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. Right on the crowded subway. It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. Lil Nas is a fairly new performer, he must keep up his momentum, but Elton?! ", Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath. From hated to likable. "Side effects, some fatal, have been reported. He must have zero T-cells left. Enough! I still despise EVERY commercial that has Kevin Hart screaming. Flo is not a nurse. Cringe-worthy stupidity. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. One of the last shots is of her at graduation. R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. The Joe Namath Medicare ads are equally annoying. This company must be preying on morons. Is there a point? You *were* "adowable," old man. I'm the cute one now. I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song. I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. Colgate Kids. I think the actor playing her the Flo actors real daughter. R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security. Some of the worst current commercials are the Philly cream cheese ads. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. Szaz, not nasal enough. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. The other ad is for an eyeglass place - Sharon is show standing in front of a rack of glasses and is trying on frames to choose. Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. Instant mute. Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! Anyway the iRobot catchphrase alone So you can human! Someone actual got paid for that pitch? . No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. She needs to drink more boost. Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". If you're ready for sparks to fly, Colgate Total Advanced toothpaste is recommended. Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads. Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28. The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. Heres the thing about chipotle, Im a Mexican who grew up East LA. The ad is way too short to be annoying. commercial featuring "Bill"? He makes me hate whatever he's selling. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! That fag deserves to be mentally unstable. I just wish they would ban medicine commercials like they did liquor in the 70's. From proper toothbrush care, how cavities are formed, which toothpaste to use and how to get your whole mouth clean, Dr. Rabbit teaches your child how to properly develop good oral . That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. yells: "James??? Thank God for Target! It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. R148, that ad, as much as I hate it, makes me miss Ray Donovan. I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. Whatever commercial uses that awful song, "How Do You Like Me Now?" Yes R208 those are real people on the medicine being discussed who have been compensated for appearing in the ads. I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos. Is she that desperate for cash? Search the Oral Care Center for articles and videos to help you care for you and your family's smiles at every stage. The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Callcott died of cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 May 2013, aged 66. I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker. why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! Cerebral palsy is caused by abnormal brain development or damage to the developing brain. The new Phexxi commercial with Alexis from Schitt's Creek. Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME! Published April 25, 2022 And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" Some ads are regional, most aren't. People on Medicare, don't get anything extra, just new surprise bills while they are already paying for Medicare! the United States Fuck! Both men come across as very smarmy. I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad. The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. Google Fi. Ask the Colgate Chatbot. Nope. site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease! . Like he knows what lasagna is. While making goofy faces at a little girl with a sock puppet, her smile catches the eye of another passenger. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). Maybe too much came out too soon, although Im sure shes used to that or shes not used to cream coming out in that hand motion but her reaction is so strange to say the least. Lil' Nas has great delivery. Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it. Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. jokes. I am now cursed with the ability to visualize every client/agency interaction that led to all these shitty ads. [quote] I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? We're going to have to report you. Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose? Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version. His hair is probably colored by the lovely lady co-star in the commercial, who is obviously Greg's beloved. Saw him on another commercial doing the same angry shtick. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight. I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. Those fucking Medicare ads are back. Amazon asks employees to appear in TV commercials praising the boss and employees are free to decline without repercussions? I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! Hey insurance companies, your commercials are not funny, cute or quirky. R384 is that the one which sounds like they're singing "Bat lights in the air" at the beginning? The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe. Couldn't they find someone who was believable? Like the old one he did wasnt bad enough - ITS FREEEE! If I had a gun . Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. Shingles can be whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. and "Sing about fruit!" In 2019, the Colgate toothpaste brand sold almost 80 million units in the United States, while Crest 3D White sold just over 60 million. Does it have something to do with the sign Dad is holding? They hide behind the fact they can say fuck and shit more liberally and expect that to get them over. And theyre fucking EVERYWHERE. speech. In real life, Oliver Stark actually has this birthmark. She's so fucking annoying. Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. Where those two 4 years black kids one saying to another "your a fighter, don't never be a quitter " or something like that. The Boxed commercial with the hot ginger dad is watchable if it is muted. I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief. Just slap 'em! The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. WTF? The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason. R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. It's brief and to the point. What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. "And now, we wear the pahnts!". On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. The super-annoying Infiniti XQ-60 spot with kids mangling "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. This is a longer version - in the short version I usually see he even lisps his s's. The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. Theyre cringe-inducing and they all look like theyre from the same advertising team. All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS. Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom. Please click here to register for free. I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. Colgate (toothpaste). r91, It's like the Voltarin commercial where the wife with the gay husband is so glad that he has his moves back, and you can tell that the bartender, who pops his cork for everyone he sees and throws a boner, is also glad. . Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. "Get in the basement!". Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? WHO THE FUCK WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASKS IF THEY CARRY CHEESE?!!! Please click here to update your account with a username and password. Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)! In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. is used for some teeth whitening product. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. Looking for expert dental advice? Why do I assume Smoove is just playing his true self in those spots? Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. '" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Oh, I also noticed Shark Tank had him on the panel ONCE and then never again. Are these all regional commercials? The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks. Stash: I dont gotta be scared no mo. Its like theyre egging people on at this point. She's stiff and not comfortable to look at in the ad, I was more preoccupied looking at her mug than learning anything about the game. Can barely understand a word he says. R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. Those just make me sad. R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. That Kate McKinnon commercial. That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. Whatever his accent is, I don't like it either. God, shes fucking annoying. This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee" [/bold]. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. Then showing their twats. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. . At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not. This must have been mentioned a few times already, but I cannot stand the commercial with Dave Grohl, Kevin Hart, and some other people in a house and Dave is shouting to Kevin that he made lasagna. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! But good for him. In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. A commercial advertisement on television (usually abbreviated to TV commercial, ad, ad-film, and known in UK as advert, or TV advert) is a span of television programming produced and paid for by an organization, which conveys a message, typically to market a product or service. The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? That Best Buy commercial where the sales guy tells him to sous vide meat. Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? My 3 year old is blind and we face challenges everyday, this so much my heart and soul needed this morning. R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? Get innovative, whole mouth care with Colgate 360 battery and manual toothbrushes. Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. 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